When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit
they’re fucking awesome
this one thing here
can be made into:
different variations of fries
It can be made into chips
you can make hashbrowns with it
even a salad
add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes
you can have it sliced and diced
you can make tater tots
hell you can even eat the skin
or just have little potato nuggets
thank u potatoes
When I have kids I’m going to have a room painted all white in my house with no furniture, no nothing but just this song playing max volume for 12 hours non stop and if my kids misbehave they’re going in that room as punishment.
what’s wrong with u
When someone reads you you feel the sting immediately. It should leave you gasping because of the audacity of the person to say some foul shit to you and to your face like that.
When someone throws shade at you it should take you aback but only several minutes, hours or days later. Shade is underhand. You aren’t supposed to pick up on it right away.
Lessons for the kids